Roger Alan Wade - Butt Ugly Slut guitar chord

Butt Ugly Slut

written by Roger Alan Wade

from the album "All Likkered Up"

tabbed 9/24/05

N/C

Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow

Take me down where the winds don't blow

INTRO: E

CHORUS:

E

I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem

A E

And a jealous old man in jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror

F#7 B

And so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale

E

Long as she'll buy me a new Zebco

A E

I don't care if she's built like a blue whale

A E

I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem

B7 E

And a jealous old man in jail

A E

Lord she's ignorant, but she's ugly

B7 E

Yeah she's lazy, but she's mean

A E

I been to 2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin'

B7 E

Like when my little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispe Kremes

CHORUS:

E/

I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem

A E

And a jealous old man in jail

I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror

F#7 B

And so fat she'll knock a train of a rail

E

I don't care if she cheats on me

A E

'long she sends me checks in the mail

A E

I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem

B7 E

And a jealous old man in jail

A E

I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem

B7 A

And a jealous old man in jail

E B7-E

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