Rodney Carrington - Today’s The Day guitar chord

Rodney Carrington – Today’s The Day

(Live on Bob and Tom Show)

E

I got home and the door was locked

And I tried to ring the bell

Then I found little bitty note that she had wrote

Tellin’ me to go to hell

A

I crawled in the window I got inside

E

She kicked me in the balls and I cried

B

Called me name, said I lied

E

Kicked me again and I thought I’d died

A

Took my clothes set em on fire

E

And hit me with her curling iron

A

I tried to block it with my watch

B

And then she kicked me in the crotch again

A B E

Yeah Today’s The Day my wife met my girlfriend.

E

Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care

Things were what they seemed

She had a pan on the stove full of boilin’ water

And my nads would soon be steamed

A

I tried to run, screamed for help

E

She hit me in the nards with a rhinestone belt

B

It was like nothin’ I’ve ever felt

I thank God I wasn’t wearin’ a kilt

A

She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed

E

She swung it once then she missed my head

B

She reared back, swung it again

A B

And then she hit me in the twins again

A B E

Yeah Today’s The Day my wife met my girlfriend.

A B

Yeah Today’s The Day that awful day

A B

Hey my boys gonna be the same

A B E

Yeah Today’s The Day my wife met my girlfriend.

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