Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me lyrics

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy

There's too much hate and killin' going on

But when I see the bare chest of a woman

My worries and my troubles are all gone

No one thinks of fightin'

When they see a topless girl

Maybe if you would show yours too

We could save the world

Show them to me

Show them to me

Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free

They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby

I'm sure you'll agree

If you've got two funbags

Show them to me

I don't care if they don't match

Or one's bigger than the other

You can show me one

And I'll imagine the other

Even if you're really old

There's nothing wrong

Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad

They're just a little long

Show them to me

Show them to me

Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see

Just disrobe, show your globes

And a happy man I'll be

If you've got dos chichis

Show them to me

I've met a lot of them

But never one I've hated

Even if you've had 13 kids

And you think they look deflated

There's no such thing as a bad breast

I believe this much is true

If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan

And I'd love to see yours too

Show them to me

Show them to me

Just like the girls gone wild on TV

Just lean back and show your rack

And I'll be in ecstasy

If you got two casabas

Show them to me

(Show them, show them to me)

All the world will live in harmony

It'll do you good, and it'll gimme wood and we'll make history

If you love your country

I'm gonna say it one more time

I said if you love your country, yeah

Then stand your ass up and show them big ole titties to me