Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me 2 guitar chord

Originally submitted by calve66

Rodney Carrington:Show Them To Me

Charted by Cal Van Etten 4/30/07

Intro

G Em C D

Verse

G Em

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy

C D

There's too much hate and killin' goin' on

G Em

When I see the bare chest of a woman

C D

My worries and my problems are all gone

Pre-Chorus

C

No one thinks of fightin'

D

When they see a topless girl

Em

Maybe if you would show yours to me

C D

We could save the world

Chorus

G Em

Show them to me, Show them to me

C D

Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free

G

They'd look a whole better without that sweater

Em

Baby, I'm sure you'll agree

C D G

If you got two funbags, show them to me

Verse

I don't care if they don't match or

One's bigger than the other

You could show me one and I'll imagine the other

Even if you're really old, there's nothing wrong

Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad

There just a little long

Chorus

Show them to me, Show them to me

Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see

Just disrobe, show your globes

And a happy man I'll be

If you got dos chichis, show them to me

Bridge

C D

I've met a lot of them but never one I hated

C

Even if you've had thirteen kids and

D

You think they look deflated

C/E

There's no such thing as a bad breast

D/F#

I believe this much is true

C

If you're a big fat man, I'm a tittie fan

D

And I'd love to see yours too

Chorus

Show them to me, Show them to me

Just like the Girls Gone Wild on TV

Just lean back and show your rack

And I'll be in ecstacy

If you got two casabas, show them to me

G Em

Show them, show them to him

C D

All the world will live in harmony

G

It'll do you good and it'll give me wood

Em

And we'll make history

C D

If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time

C D

I said if you love your country yeah

Then stand your ass up and show them big ole titties to me

C G/B Am G

Show them to him