Rodney Carrington - Momma's Got Her Boobs Out lyrics

I remember way back when i was just a boy,

Goin’ places with my mom and dad,

it used to scare me to death how momma used to act

after six or seven beers she's had.

we were sittin’ at a table when momma got disabled

all the liquor runnin’ to her head,

and soon I got to chokin’ daddy wasn't jokin’ when he grabbed me by the arm and said

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don't look now momma's got her boobs out

showing everybody in town,

our faces turnin' red we were wishin we were dead,

there where people standing all around

when momma gets to drinking there ain't much thinkin,

there's nothing anybody can do,

you just hope and pray there never comes a day when momma's out drinkin with you

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well we got her in the truck and we started drivin home

when momma said she had to go,

daddy pulled it over,

we were standing on the shoulder while momma's puttin on a show

well he started up the truck

and momma stood up with her pants still around her knees,

when we heard momma hollar

if ya give me a dollar well I'll let you take a peek at these.

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