Rodney Carrington - Masturbation Song guitar chord

The Masturbation Song

E A E (A E)

Well I was twelve years old when I learned to masturbate

B7

I was peeking through my brothers door staring at his date

E A

She wasn't that fine I didn't care hell I barely had any pubic hair

E B7 E

As long as she moved hell that's ok with me

A E

When you're twelve years old your dick will grow whenever the wind starts to blow

A B7

It's hard to explain but the feelings great lord i love masturbate

A E

Just grab ahold and don't let go you can do it fast or do it slow

A B7

You get through hell do it again you might even want to show you friends

E (A E)

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