Rodney Carrington - Masturbation lyrics

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate

I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date

She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair

Long as she moved hell that's ok with me

When your 12 years old your dick will grow whenever the wind starts to blow

It's hard to explain but the feelings great

Lord I love to masterbate

Just grab ahold and don't let go

You can do it fast or you can do it slow

When you get through hell do it again

You might even want to show your friends....how to masterbate