Rodney Carrington - Little Things That Piss Me Off(corrected) guitar chord

Little Things That Piss Me Off (From the Bob and Tom radio show)

Rodney Carrington

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(NC) means No Chord(don't play anything here)

lines in quotation marks means that phrase is spoken, not sung.

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G C

When I'm sittin on a toilet in a house that I don't know

D G

Lookin all around me where the toilet paper go?

C

I'm feelin really uneasy I'm feelin real uncertain

D G (N.C)

Cause I gotta wipe my butt again with the shower curtain

Chorus:

C D G

It's those little things those itty bitty things

C D G

It's those little things like that that piss me off

G C

When I pick up on a women and I take her home to bed

D (N.C)

She starts to take her clothes of and she starts to hell you know

G C

I ask her what her name was she told me it was venus

D

I reach down between her legs

(Chorus)

G C

Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln

D G

I hit a tree killed friend

C

I start to scream and hollar cause he owed me twenty dollars

D G

I know I'll never see it again

(NC)

"I know what you're thinking. Hell, he's dead, take it out of his d*** pocket.

I didn't kill nobody. Hell, there's people out there going 'He killed his d***

friend, that's awful! If i had some mason and i could get up there i'd squirt

his a**.' Well, listen to it again"

G C

Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln

D G (N.C)

I hit a tree killed friend "Two friends, a couple of orphans and a nun, how

ya like that?"

C D (NC)

It's those little things "'Oh, he killed two orphans and a nun!'"

"There ya have it."

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