Rodney Carrington - Little Things lyrics

When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know

Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go

Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain

Cause I gotta wipe my butt again with a shower curtain

It's those little things those itty bitty things

It's those little things like that that piss me off

When I pick on a woman and I take her home to bed

She takes her clothes off and she starts to....

I ask her name was she told me in was Venus

Well I reach down between her legs...

It's those little things those itty bitty things

That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing it pissed me off