Rodney Carrington - If You Play Your Cards Wrong guitar chord

Rodney Carrington - If you Play your Cards Wrong

Chorus

G C

If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.

D C D G

You’ve got all the makings, of my future ex-wife.

C

I’ve got three bucks, my credit sucks, and my future don’t look too bright.

D C D G

If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.

Verse

Em C

Some call me a loser, and a lazy, no good slob.

Em D

I lost my house, I’ve got no car, and I can’t keep a job.

C D

But I’ve got a big heart and another part,

Em

Take me home you’ll understand,

C D C D G

Because my genitalia, looks like a pringles can.

Chorus

C D G

If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.

C D C D G

When I pull my pants down, you won’t believe I’m white.

C

It’s been said that I’m Mr. Ed, but don’t worry I won’t bite,

D C D G

If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.

Verse

Em C

Some call me dis-honest, and they say I’m just lying,

Em D

But I peed next to old John Holmes and….He started cryin’

C D Em

On a sunny day I’ve got it made, get under my wiener if you need shade..

C D C D G

If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.