Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis guitar chord

Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington

All D chords are strummed four times, except the very first one. Everything else is strummed twice.

Strum Pattern: b= base note b V b V b V b V... etc... (Steady throughout song) V= up stroke I hit the

base note with thumb and pick the last two strings for the up stoke but you can use a pick if you want.

D G A D

Dear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more,

G A D

You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,

G A D

Oh dear penis, I don't like you any more.

G A D

It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,

G A D

That's all we needed, to get by.

G A D D

Now is seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame dear penis

A D

I don't like you any more.

D G A D

He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more,

G A D

Cause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before.

G A D

Dear Rodney I don't like you any more.

G A D

Why can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship,

G A D

Come to terms with truly how we feel.

G A D G

If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever, dear penis,

A D

I think I like you after all.

G A D