Rodney Carrington - C'mon, Sing You Bastards - Burning Sensation lyrics

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through

breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you

she drove a 1973, chevy blazer

and her legs & her armpits never seen a razor....

she had curlers in her hair, window rolled down

dip of snuff, spit on the ground

drunk as i was that woman looked good to me........

now i got this burnin sensation when i pee

when im standin in a public bathroom

people stop & take a look at me

i got this burnin sensation when i pee

i got this burnin sensation when i pee.. oh hay hay

i got a damn good feelin your the one who gave it to me

i got creepy crawly crabs crawlin all over me

them itchy little bastards ya' just cant get 'em to leave