Rodney Carrington - All The Reasons (i Ain't Queer) guitar chord

All the Reasons (I Ain't Queer)

RODNEY CARRINGTON

-note- this may not be perfect but it's the way i play it.

If you have any corrections, please feel free to share.

Intro

C D Em D/F# G

G C

I don't like poodles and popery

D G

pastel colors ain't good on me

C G

i want a woman i can squeez

D D7

these are things that i believe

G C

I like John Wayne and overalls

D G

i hate chick flicks and shopping malls

C G

I thank God that i've got balls

D D7

a pickup truck, a texas drawl

G C

I don't like flowers and fancy wear

D G

or talking on that phone all the time

C G

i don't like nothin' near my behind

D D7

it's an exit it suits me fine, oh

C D G

these are all those reasons i ain't queer

C D G

(these are all the reasons he ain't queer)

G C

i think two holes are better than one

D G

if you ask me, that's more fun

C G

getting out and then i'm done

D D7

two guys kissin would make me run

G C

I don't like sex on a foo foo bed

D G

I don't wanna dance with a guy named Fred

C G

i did it once my face turned red

D D7

you saw the tape - enoughs been said

G C

All my buddies, we like to drink

D G

watching fights at the hockey rink

C G

you won't catch me wearing pink

D D7

i like the fact that my dick don't stink, oh

C D G

these are all those reasons i ain't queer

C D Em

Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah

C D

these are all the reasons

C D

the crazy cookoo reasons

C D G

these are the reasons i ain't queer