Riptides (The) - Dot-com Asshole lyrics

If you think I fuckin hate you You read my fuckin mind I'll beat you with your pocket book N' listen to you whine You stupid fuck, you fuckin suck I'll never take your calls I'll steal away your girlfriend N' e-mail back your balls Dot-com asshole If I could get a nickle for every fuckin day You snub me with your p.c. yeah I think it's really gay You stoopid fuck, you giga-geek you stay up in you're room your stuck into your hard-drive. your micro-chip womb Dot-com Asshole You can push any key to continue But you've pushed me over the fuckin edge If I could take a journey through your empty fuckin skull The root of your existence is boring N' dull You're a number, you're a robot, of the system that I hate Don't even try to save yourself cause it's too fuckin late Dot-com asshole