Ricky Tomlinson - Christmas My Arse lyrics
Same old tinsel, Same old tree,
Im looking at you, Your staring at me!
Turkey, Queen and silly party games!
Nana's drunk, We've had a few,
Your staring at me, Im still looking at you!
Every year is just the bloody same!
Grab a girl for the mistletoe, Sing along with the old banjo,
Punch the air and sing Christmas, My arse!
Christmas comes but once a year, Loads of laughs and loads of tears,
Close the door and kiss the year goodbye!
Come on in, sing loud and clear,
Have 1 mince pie, 12 pints of beer,
Raise your glass say christmas, My Arse!
The tellys crap, There aint no snow,
The pubs are shut no place to go,
Del and Rodney on the box again!
The crackers dont burn what your nuts locked up!
Cliff bloody richards got number one!
The mother in law is driving me insane.
The carol singers knocking every day, they get real narked cos I never pay!
Punch the air and sing Christmas, My arse!
Christmas comes but once a year, Loads of laughs and loads of tears,
Close the door and kiss the year goodbye!
Come on in, sing loud and clear,
Have 1 mince pie, 12 pints of beer,
Raise your glass say christmas, My Arse!
Its your last chance so let it all out, Time for you to scream and shout,
Punch the air and sing Christmas, My arse!
Christmas comes but once a year, Loads of laughs and loads of tears,
Close the door and kiss the year goodbye!
Come on in, sing loud and clear,
Have 1 mince pie, 12 pints of beer,
Raise your glass sing christmas, My Arse!
My Arse!
My Arse!
My Arse!
My Arrrrssseee ah-ha-ah-ha-hah-ah
Christmas My Arse!
(DIBBZ)
