Rick Moranis

Rick Moranis - Wheaties Box guitar chord

Wheaties Box

written by Rick Moranis

Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"

2/24/06

INTRO: G

G

I can kick up my heels

C G

I can raise a glass to a good set of wheels

G

And I can ride a pony

C G

I can settle a score between a couple of friends, no more

C G

And if I need to I can walk the walk

C G

And if you ask me I can talk the talk

C G G/F# C

And if I have to I'll stand tall in these here socks

Am D

But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

G

I can make a pie

C G

I can help pick out an outfit to match the color of your eye

G

And I can tie a roast

C G

I can make 4 different lunches and not burn the toast

C G

And if I need to I can be a rock

C G

And if you ask me nice well I would say just knock

C G G/F# C

But if you give me the keys I can unlock all of your locks

Am D

But I'll never be on a Wheaties box

C G

I may not be an Adonis

C G

I might not sink my putts like Tiger Woods

C G G/F# C

I may not have those washboard abs but I sure can do the wash

Am D

And my ironing is pretty good

G

I can prune the plants

C G

I can stencil a whole floor and not ruin my pants

G

And I can glaze a room

C G

I can weave a wicked tablecloth on my antique loom

C G

And if your cue is slippin' here take my chalk

G G

And if you want a kung pao well let me grease my wok

C G G/F# Cm

And if you really gotta have those Calloways I'll sell some stocks

Am D

But I'll never, no I'll never

C G

Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non e

C D C G

Mai su una scatola dei Wheaties

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