Rick Moranis - Five Star Motels guitar chord

Five Star Motels

written by Rick Moranis

Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"

2/25/06

INTRO: Bb F Bb F C

C F

I was datin' some girl from Dayton

G C

When I got a little noisy with someone else from Boise

F

I did some yoga in Saratoga

G C

Wound up with lombago from San Diego

It got a little clamy one night in Miami

Made me wish again to be back in Michigan

I got too cute that time in Butte

Finally hit my quota in Sarasota

CHORUS:

Fmaj7 C

I wanna stop all this frequent flyin'

G7 C

Stay clear of those friendly skies

Fm C

Too tired of all this tryin'

D7 G

I need a map to keep track of my lies

Bb F Bb F C

No more rental cars and mini bars, macadamaia jars, and five star motels

I had a folly one night in Raleigh

Man it was scenic on down in Phoenix

I went bonkers one night in Yonkers

But it was costin' too much in Boston

CHORUS:

I wanna shredder this rail pass

I gotta get back on the right side of the tracks

I wanna switch directions fast

It's just easier to stick to the facts

No more don't tells and won't tells, I'm done with these five star motels

CHORUS:

I'm gonna pull the wheels off this wheel estate

Park it on a pretty piece of land

Find a hometown girl that I can show the world

And tell the boys that I'm leavin' the band

I kept a stash of petty cash for a weddin' bash in the finest hotel

SOLO

We were playin' some bars one night on Mars

When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo

I started to swoon, orbiting her moon

If I lived on Jupiter I couldn't have been stupider

CHORUS:

Fmaj7 C

I can't blame you for what you see

G7 C

You are light years ahead of me

Fm C

I messed around with re-entry

D7 G

We're just not from the same galaxy

Bb F Bb F

It's just the way I am, sorry ma'am, but I'll be damned to five star

Bb F Bb F

I won't tell if you don't tell it's just as well in these five star

Bb F Bb F C

There's no hope, it's the way I cope, I stole the soap from the five star motel