RHYTHMICRU - Distractions lyrics

[Verse 1: Cale Sampson]

What's happening, turn my television on

And get bombarded by a bunch of garbage all day long

Something seems to be wrong, am I supposed to care

About some blonde bachelorette or Joe Schmo millionaire

Or better yet, who Paula Abdul will choose

As the next American flop star to fill her shoes

This reality show phenomenon is sickening

All these bratty ego-maniacs exhibitioning

And wanna-be rock stars on a blind date

Trying hard to get discovered with their shallow mind state

Go ahead, buy the tapes, college girls ain't amateur

When their on Spring Break going wild for the camera

Greedy grown ups trying to hit the lottery

While their two year olds are playing Grand Theft Auto Three

And your daughters look older, they've got plenty tricks

Now it's hard to tell if their sixteen or twenty-six

[Chorus]

Everywhere you go (GO), anywhere you look (LOOK)

It's all a big show, so many people getting hooked

Yo with all the Distractions, gotta take action

And try to be aware because (This is going on

Going on around you

Just take a look and you'll see too

Yes you will see through

I know you see this too)

[Verse 2]

The little Olsen twins are worth Seventy Mill'

Wonder if they have some room in their house for me to fill

We all need a lesson from Anna Nicole Smith

The master of them all, to get your gold diggin' tips

It's funny, what some people do to get famous

Saw a dude on Fear Factor chewing a pig's anus

It never ends, if you think it will bet again

Were getting more messed up then Farrah Fawcett on Letterman

Give us medicine, you know we need help

When Pee-Wee starts indecently exposing himself

While Michael Jackson's holding his baby like a football

Out over a balcony railing, yeah that's a good call

(Crikey), only today could this happen

Porn charges actually help your record go platinum

And Winona's lucky, she don't live in Afghanistan

If they caught her shoplifting there, she'd lose both her hands

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[Verse 3]

Ever since Eminem did that 8 mile film

Everyone thinks rapping is an option for them

So any kid now who can put a sentence together

Calls himself an MC, cause he connected some letters

The U.S., got everyone except for Bin Laden

Bombing the Taliban while attempting to catch him

That's why you always see his face on the news son

Look we've got a hundred and fifty channels to choose from

And whenever you check your hotmail inbox

you got junk messages how to enlarge your

Oh if you know my album's in stores, here's some information

Please don't download it, unless it's for inspiration

What's the situation, The world's at war

Who cares what y'all wear at the Oscar awards

If you agree lets all make some more noise

Sing it with me once more, at the top of your voice

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