Reverend And The Makers - What the milkman saw lyrics

Well I've heard he's into leather

What they both doing in there together?

The Curtains twitch in suburbia tonight

I've heard that they're not real brothers,

cos their mam went with another.

Taproom gossip in suburbia tonight

And the mothers meet and it does the rounds

Hasn't Sheila Jackson piled on the pounds?

It would spread much quicker if you put it on the internet

What's going on at number 34?

Kev says there's bodies buried underneath the floor

But this isn't murder its just Grenoside

Can you believe that Keeley's with him again?

A clever lass but she's daft when it comes to men

Walls have ears and there's nowhere to hide

In the corner shop all the rumours start

With the dirty looks and the sly remarks

It wouldn't spread much quicker if you put it on the internet

She's had a black one. She's had a white one. She's had a brown one.

And Johnny reckons that he saw her in the chemist buying something for the weekend

I'm telling ya its true cos' my cousin is her bestfriend

Have you heard that Sue's expecting, Mark says cos Donna text him

Chinese whispers and spies in mothercare

Apparently he's off her wagon, he's been seen in the George and Dragon

Put your eyes back in don't ya know it's rude to stare

As all the decent people sleep in decent beds

In preparation for another day of peace and mess

If that's so decent then I'll be something else

She's had a black one. She's had a white one. She's had a brown one.

And Johnny reckons that he saw her in the chemist buying something for the weekend

I'm telling ya its true cos' my cousin is her best friend

She's had a black one. She's had a white one. She's had a brown one.

And Johnny reckons that he saw her in the chemist buying something for the weekend

I'm telling ya its true cos' my cousin is her best friend

She's had a black one. She's had a white one. She's had a brown one

And Johnny reckons that he saw her in the chemist buying oral contraception

It can't be for her husband cos' he can't get an erection

She's had a black one. She's had a white one. She's had a brown one.

And Johnny reckons that he saw her in the chemist buying something for the weekend

I'm telling ya its true cos' my cousin is her best friend

Thanks to pedned31 for correcting these lyrics