Reunion Show - Television lyrics

Look at me, I'm on the tele-v

How could this be, it's me on channel 3

Shiny shoes, and shiny hair

My stylist told me what to wear

She said to smile and look real thin

Oh woah oh woah

Is anybody watching me?

Or will I disappear?

Is anybody holding on me?

Am I wasting my time?

I want it, you need it

Come on baby, let's conceive it

If I fail, will you try?

Oh, no! Don't turn the channel off

Knock, knock, that's me on the other side

Put your hand on the screen, that's me you see

I'm trapped behind this glass

I'm trapped right in a box

But that that's me, right on the the tele-v