Retard-O-Bot - Scanner lyrics

Check your rearview and make sure

there's no cops within view

And then don't stop

There's pedal to the right, push it floor

Get a jammer so the speed won't clock

Fuck the cops, this system sucks

Vicki Kohaulis can suck my balls

That bitch is sick

Testimony that she won't forget

She sides with the pig

Didn't do a thing

When you looked me over

Still ain't did shit

But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time

Don't confuse it

Give a dick a badge

And they'll abuse it

Pull me over so you can show

How tuff you are

In your bad boy cop car

You're a rebel from high school

What better way to rebel

then making my life a living hell

You think you're hot

But you're really not

You're just a hillbilly

Red neck mother fucking jock

Didn't do a thing

When you looked me over

Still ain't did shit

But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time

Don't confuse it

Give a dick a badge

And they'll abuse it

Three cops, to write a bogus ticket

Grab a hold of my dick and lick it

Lick it and like it

And love it and suck it

Most of these cops are fucking useless

They'll pull you over with lame excuses

Need evidence but they can't produce it

But the judge don't care

You have hair

Pokin' out everywhere

Didn't do a thing

When you looked me over

Still ain't did shit

But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time

Don't confuse it

Give a dick a badge

And they'll abuse it

Didn't do a thing

When you looked me over

Still ain't did shit

But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time

Don't confuse it

Give a dick a badge

And they'll abuse it