Relient K

Relient K - Breakdown-larry The Cucumber Version lyrics

Aarrhhh...Aarrhhh...Aarrhhhhh...Aarrrrrhhhhhhh!!!

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!"

Well I've never been to Cleveland

And I've never been to Denver

And I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul

And I've never been to Moscow

And I've never been to Tampa

And I've never been to Boston in the Fall.

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!"

And I've never hoisted the mainstay

And I've never swabbed the poop deck

And I've never veered to starboard cuz I've never sailed at all

And I've never walked the gangplank

And I've never owned a parrot

And I've never been to Boston in the Fall

(Burp)

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!"

Well I've never plucked a rooster

And I'm not to good at pingpong

And I've never thrown my mashed potaters up against the wall

And I've never kissed a chipmunk

And I've never gotten headlice

And I've never been to Boston in the fall

Who be this man of Relient K?

And why be he so full of contridiction?>

We don't know what he did

But we're down with Captain Kidd

We don't wake up before lunch

But we all eat Captain Crunch

We don't smoke

We don't chew

We watch Captain Kangaroo

And I've never licked a sparkplug

And I've never sniffed a stinkbug

And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball

And I've never bathed in yogurt

And I don't look good in leggings

And I've never been to Boston in the fall!!!

(Spit.."Ka-ting!!!")

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!"

We are the pirates who don't do anything

We just stay at home and lie around

And if you ask us to do anything

We'll just tell you, "We don't do anything!"

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