Red Randall - Keystone Man lyrics

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!

Ordering a Texas weiner...

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!

Erik had to take a piss in the bathroom.

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!

My Texas weiner's really saucey.

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!

Here come a wherewolf and his girlfriend.

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!

Ten weiners for ten dollars!

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!

Jim Thomas is next door.

I want to make love to the Keystone Man!

The Keystone Man is Mike Gianocopolis.

Want to make love to the Keystone Man! Ah! Ah!