It's Me Again Margaret
written by P. Craft
12/14/05


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Well there once was a feller name of Willard McBain
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And he only had just one thought on his brain
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Every evenin' about midnight he'd slip off alone
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And call the same lady on a pay telephone


CHORUS:
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It's me again, Margaret
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Hello?  Is this Margaret?
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You don't know me Margaret
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But I know you


Well this upset the lady and it gave her the blues
So she called up the police said what shall I do?
Well the chief of detectives came around to her home
And eaves dropped upon them on her upstairs phone


CHORUS:
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It's me again, Margaret
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Hello?  Is this Margaret?
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Margaret, I know it's you Margaret
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Are you nekkid?


Well they called up Ma Bell and they traced him on down
To a funky old phonebooth on the outskirts of town
It was there that the vice squad with their field glasses red
The lips of that amorous man as he said


CHORUS:
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It's me again, Margaret
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Hello?  Is is this Margaret?
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I know it's you Margaret
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I bet you can't guess what I'm doin'


Well they cuffed him and dragged him to the station downtown
And they allowed him one phone call 'fore the jailor came 'round
He wet his chapped lip and he cleared his young throat
Then he dialed the telephone and softly he spoke


CHORUS:
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It's me again, Margaret
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They got me Margaret
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You ain't gonna miss me Margarat
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But I'll miss you

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And when I get out of here Margaret I'm gonna come over there with a weed-eater
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And a live chicken and peach preserves! We'll have a big ol' time Margaret!