You're everything I hate and more

So afraid you'll be a bore

So you make up stories, spread gossip and lies

But it's the kind of bullshit that nobody buys



You're a liar, liar fuck you (x2)



I haven't heard a convincing one yet

About to be busted, you're starting to sweat

Quick change the subject, hell, nobody cares

The fact is you're a liar, we're all quite aware



Couldn't tell a story straight wouldn't know how to begin

Cause telling the truth would be a mortal sin

You make up lies for lack of something to do

You're a worthless old douchebag and I hate you !