Randy Rogers - Plastic Girl (hidden Track) guitar chord

Plastic Girl

By Randy Rogers

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Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail

A

I saw her picture in that magazine

A

And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up

D

The prettiest plastic girl you’d ever seen

D

I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind

G

Figgered that I’d keep her around

G D

Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in

A D

But when I pulled it out she’d go down

Chorus:

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She’s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin’s missin’

G D A

Yeah she never had a headache, she ain’t got bad breath when we’re kissin’

G

Yeah she’s there when you need her, she’s more than just a friend

D G

And her skin is as smooth as a pearl

D A D

She’s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl

Well I didn’t tell nobody cept my best friend Earl

You can’t trust just anyone you see

When I’d come home late at night all tired from makin’ pizzas

Wendy, she’d be waitin there for me

One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind

And it broke my heart in two when I walked in

And I found the one I’d always thought would always be just mine

Layin there with Earl my best friend

Chorus

I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin’ kind

I never figgered Earl would let me down

But you don’t know what can happen in these modern mixed up times

Cause there’s a lot of wierdos runnin’ ‘round