Plastic Girl
By Randy Rogers


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Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail
                              A
I saw her picture in that magazine
A
And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up
                                      D
The prettiest plastic girl you’d ever seen
  D
I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind
                            G
Figgered that I’d keep her around
    G                          D
Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in
    A                             D
But when I pulled it out she’d go down


Chorus:
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She’s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin’s missin’
         G                                             D           A 
Yeah she never had a headache, she ain’t got bad breath when we’re kissin’
           G           
Yeah she’s there when you need her, she’s more than just a friend
        D                      G
And her skin is as smooth as a pearl
        D                      A                           D
She’s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl


Well I didn’t tell nobody cept my best friend Earl
You can’t trust just anyone you see
When I’d come home late at night all tired from makin’ pizzas
Wendy, she’d be waitin there for me

One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind
And it broke my heart in two when I walked in
And I found the one I’d always thought would always be just mine
Layin there with Earl my best friend

Chorus

I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin’ kind
I never figgered Earl would let me down
But you don’t know what can happen in these modern mixed up times
Cause there’s a lot of wierdos runnin’ ‘round