Randy Newman - You Can't Fool The Fat Man lyrics

Squintin' into the sun

Greetin' all the people

Smilin' at everyone

I said "Hey listen Fat Man

I just can't get a break

Must I pay my whole life long

For just one mistake?

"My brother's in the armed forces

My sister is in jail

Won't you give me fifty dollars

So I can pay her bail?"

He said "You Can't Fool The Fat Man

No, you can't fool me

You're just a two-bit griftet

And that's all you'll ever be