Squintin' into the sun
 Greetin' all the people
 Smilin' at everyone

 I said "Hey  listen  Fat Man
 I just can't get a break
 Must I pay my whole life long
 For just one mistake?

 "My brother's in the armed forces
 My sister is in jail
 Won't you give me fifty dollars
 So I can pay her bail?"

 He said "You Can't Fool The Fat Man
 No, you can't fool me
 You're just a two-bit griftet
 And that's all you'll ever be