Queers - Motherfucker lyrics

I went to your house real late last night

You were tucked in the bed you little sprite

Your dad passed out in front of the TV

I swear to god dude, she came on me

She asked me if I minded going down-

Motherfucker

She pulled her robe off then we went to town-

Motherfucker

She asked me if I'd like to spank her ass-

Motherfucker

She asked me if I'd help you with your math-

Motherfucker

She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf

You were tucked in bed you little elf

She told me that your dad can't get it up

That ashtray that you made her really sucked

She asked me if I minded going down-

Motherfucker

She pulled her robe off then we went to town-

Motherfucker

I sent her pictures into Beaver Hunt-

Motherfucker

You were tucked in bed you little runt-

Motherfucker

I went to your house real late last night

You were tucked in bed you little sprite

She told me that your dad can't get it up

That ashtray that you made her really sucked

She asked me if I minded going down-

Motherfucker

She pulled her panties off we went to town-

Motherfucker

She said that guy's not even your real dad-

Motherfucker

She asked me if I'd like to fuck your aunt-

Motherfucker