Proclaimers - Over & Done With lyrics

This is the story of our first teacher<br>Shetland made her jumpers<br>And the devil made her features<br>Threw up her hands when my mum said our names<br>Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims<br>It's over and done with<br><br>This is the story of losing my virginity<br>I held my breath and the bed held a trinity<br>People I'm making no claims to no mystery<br>But sometimes it feel like<br>My sex lifes all history<br>I'm not saying these events didn't<br>Touch our lives in any way<br>But, ah, they didn't make the impression<br>That some people say<br><br>This is the story of watching a man dying<br>The subjects unpopular<br>But I don't feel like lying<br>When I think of it now I acted like a sinner<br>I just washed my hands<br>Then I went for my dinner.