Primus - Tommy the cat lyrics

I remember as it were a meal ago<br><br>Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter<br>May have nestled it's way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat<br>Had met it's demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel<br>Of this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urban<br>Predator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare<br>Occasion such as this that he did.<br><br>She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot<br>Biscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in<br>Even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those<br>Days. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double,<br>Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the<br>Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were<br>Known to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude of<br>Masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was<br>O'malley's alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)<br>But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into<br>The heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted. she was lookin'<br>For that stud bull, the he cat. and that was me. tommy the cat is my<br>Name and I say unto thee...<br><br>Say baby do you wanna lay down by me