Primus - Puddin' Taine lyrics

Pass the pen there billy bob, I'll write us up a song.<br>Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet, if the melody sits all wrong.<br>Hand me down a crayon, and I'll draw a mighty oak.<br>'cause of all my brother masons, I'm the quickest with a joke.<br><br>Catch me in the right light, you'll see my shapes shaped to please.<br>And if I shank my trousers down, I'm hung just above the knees.<br><br>You may have difficulty catchin' breath, when you hear my weighty name.<br>I'm the one that told you, told you so, they calls me puddin' taine.<br><br>Now step on up to dance the dance, and touch the hand that heals.<br>Like the tallest hog on wall street, I'm a wheelin' all the deals.<br><br>They'll carve my face in marble, they'll etch my name in stone.<br>They'll paint my noble portrait, and historify my home.<br><br>You may have difficulty catchin' breath, when you hear my weighty name.<br>I'm the one that told you, told you so, they calls me puddin' taine.