Primus - Professor Nutbutter’s House Of Treats lyrics

From Main to Maple the name resounds Professor Nutbutter

He's the one the humble one the Barkley County prodigal son

Here to serve only you Professor Nutbutter

At old Nutbutter's House of Treats from jellied jams to sacks of sweets

There's creamy and nutatious spreads for all

Chemist, Master of Entomology the Professor for a modest fee

Will cure what ails you, guaranteed Professor Nutbutter

It's alright, don't fear the worm

C'mon kiddies don't be shy be youthful til the day you die

The man the myth, the magic of Professor Nutbutter

He's the one the only one the Meeklyville prodigal son

Here to help us with ourselves Professor Nutbutter

It's alright to fear the worm