Primus - Pork Soda lyrics

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and<br>Lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was<br>Burgundy. it was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler and<br>Now you have bits and pieces of burgundy stuck to your but every time<br>You get off of it. you never tell your family, you never tell your<br>Family because, you know, ol' junior, he's got no brains, and what can<br>You do? what can you do? (and old junior, you know, got a little crazy<br>With that p.b.j. that one day...? ? )<br><br>Chorus<br>Grab yourself a can of pork soda<br>You'll be feeling just fine<br>Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' 'round the house<br>Swillin' down them cans of swine<br><br>Ha ha ha! yes, dad's an idiot alright!<br><br>Well, alright, I'm really starting to worry about you. you had to have<br>That two-car garage with the large driveway so you could park that<br>Goddamn boat in it. if it wasn't for the boat (blah blah blah)<br><br>Chorus<br><br>I like kansas wine...<br><br>Well, maybe it's something simpler, like your team lost or your<br>Girlfriend used to be a guy, you know, I don't know. I mean...(blah<br>Blah blah)