Primus - Nature boy lyrics

I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off<br>Dance around the house like nature boy<br>My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be<br>But you don't see me<br>No one can see me<br><br>I pull my blinds<br>Fill out my income tax form<br>Pen in hand I write so legibly<br>I have my kitty. his name is allowishus, I stroke him<br>But you don't see me<br>No one should see me<br><br>I pull the blinds<br>For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating<br>I have my videos-loads of ren and stimpy<br>Bottom-a bit of pornography<br>But you don't see me<br>No one should see me<br><br>--<br><br>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? <br>I've been persecuted since I sailed in through the door!<br>And I've been known to sing a song in 3 and 4 and 5!<br>And I've been gettin my ass chewed out since the day I arrived here!