Primus - My Name Is Mud lyrics

My name is mud<br>Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis<br>My name is mud and it's always been<br>'cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen<br>I dress in blue-yes navy blue<br>From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes<br>I make 'em shine, well most the time<br>'cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine<br>Six foort two and rude as hell<br>I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell<br>My name is mud<br><br>My name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombie<br>That's long for mud so I've been told<br>Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold<br>I've got my pride, I drink my wine<br>I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months<br>Or were it years<br>The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears<br>We had our words, a common spat<br>So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat<br>My name is mud