Primus - Kallamazoo lyrics

A b c d e f g h I gotta' gal wears her toenails long.<br>Drives a red barracuda, singin' meat packer songs<br>And she ain't from kalamazoo.<br><br>A b c d e f g h I gotta' friend lived in a mercedes-benz.<br>Then a 55 chrysler where the trunk never ends/<br>And the plates say kalamazoo.<br><br>He had a steady job and watched what he spent.<br>He'd say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent.<br>I'll squirrel away every goddamn cent<br>And buy my own damn house in kalamazoo.<br><br>I knew a guy that mangled his hand,<br>And he went from pipe fittin' to a hot dog stand.<br>They say last year he cleared fifty grand<br>Selling dogs round kalamazoo.<br><br>She turned to the world with a bastard child.<br>Said, I just can't handle him he's too damn wild.<br>But the years and the liquor have made him mild.<br>And he lays around in kalamazoo.