Primus - Kalamazoo lyrics

A B C D E F G H I gotta gal wears her toenails long

Drives a red Barracude, singin' meat packer songs

And she ain't from Kalamazoo

A B C D E F G H I gotta 'friend lived in a Mercedes-Benz

Then a '55 Chrysler where the trunk never ends

And the plates say Kalamazoo

He had a steady job and watched what he spent

He'd say I don't believe in payin' no goddamn rent

I'll squirrel away every goddamn cent

And buy my own damn house in Kalamazoo

She turned to the world with a bastard child

Said, "I just can't handle him he's too damn wild'

But the years and the liquor have made him mild

And he lays around Kalamazoo