Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver lyrics

Jerry was a race car driver<br>And he drove so goddamned fast<br>He never did win no checkered flag<br>But he never did come in last<br>Jerry was a race car driver<br>He'd say el solo number one<br>With a bocephus sticker<br>On his 442 he'd light 'em up<br>Just for fun<br><br>Captain pierce was a fireman<br>Richmond engine #3<br>I'll be a wealthy man when I get<br>A dime for all the things that<br>Man taught to me<br>Captain pierce was a strong man<br>Strong as any man alive<br>It stuck in his craw that they<br>Made him retire at the age of 65<br><br>Jerry was a race car driver<br>22 years old<br>Had too many cold beers one night<br>And wrapped himself around a telephone pole.