Primus - Harold of the rocks lyrics

It was a weekend's eve,<br>I had sex on my breath<br>I was lookin' for somethin' to see.<br>With a borrowed black<br>Leather and my best fishin' hat.<br>Well it was just wendy o. and me.<br>We called old swamp<br>Up on the telephone<br>And said we was comin' on<br>Down to pick him up<br>And then, he said,<br>Hey swampy, me and greeny'll come along -<br>But only if we can bring a friend.<br>His name is harold.<br>I said okay.<br>Now, we had a<br>Swamper, greeny, wendy o, stanley, harold of the rocks and me.<br>We hopped into my dart<br>And headed for the nightbreak<br>To see a man they call schooly d.<br>Harold he's a friendly guy.<br>He rambles on and on.<br>He'll talk the balls off<br>A rhinosaurus.<br>Fact is he just doesn't<br>Make much sense.<br>Well stan said<br>This guy's pretty bizarre gus.<br>Harold of the rocks.<br><br>I saw harold at a<br>Party trouzy threw<br>Late one night.<br>I said, hey man,<br>Do you remember me? <br>He said, o' course<br>I do snapdad and<br>Let me tell ya right<br>'bout now I'm lit<br>Up like an ol' christmas tree.<br>Hey bro you know i'd<br>Like to thank you once<br>Again for let'n me<br>Hang with ya' all across<br>The bay. when i<br>Look back at that<br>Night I get me a<br>Warm spot across my heart.<br>Then he shook my<br>Hand, and walked away.<br>That's teh last i<br>Seen of harold.<br>Harold of the rocks.<br>So in the end,<br>Swamper and greeny<br>Finally succumb to<br>The ways of harold.<br>And in doing so<br>Each gave just a little bit<br>Of his soul away.<br>Wnat a couple of dumbshits.