Primus - Dmv lyrics

I've been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv<br>Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean<br>Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream<br>And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless<br><br>When I need relief I spell it thc<br>Perhpas you may know vaguely what I mean<br>I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory<br>As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless<br><br>Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease<br>There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese<br>Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries<br>Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to dmv-call it pointless<br><br>I've been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv<br>Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean<br>I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen<br>And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless