Primus - Arnie lyrics

The man he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss.<br>It was a big wet, slippery kiss.<br>And he had sweat dripping off of his nose onto the windscreen.<br>As he looked out over the audience he said,<br>God bless you, God bless you one and all.<br>Then he took a can of ronson lighter fluid<br>And he squirted it over the top of his head.<br>And proceeded to light himself on fire<br>As he stood there glowing and said,<br>Remember this day.