PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - Tiki Lounge God lyrics

I had a girl and she did me wrong

I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long

Split the clouds and divided the sea

Showed the evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be

She didn't call no more nor bother me

My little tiki god make sure I'd live in peace

One day I read they found a body in the river

Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver

I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God

When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble

Had no idea it would cause so much trouble

When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean

There was a rumble, an awful commotion

Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby

He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby

Turned out the god was mean and vicious

Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes

He had a Tiki God... saves him... he had a Tiki God

So when you're caught up in an evil plot

Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots

Your head is spinning and you're fading fast

How long do you think the kind of fun can last

Your luck will change with a simple motion

I found my idol in a bottle on the ocean

Splits the clouds and divides the sea

And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be

You got a Tiki God... saves you... You got a Tiki God