PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - Shreds Of Boa lyrics

I invited salmonella poison

They brought their blushin' daughter, stuffed into a tux

I invited all the guitar heroes

We threw away the guest list, and lost a thousand bucks

I called all the local geniuses

They wrote the guide for the perplexed and the drunk

Wild eyed they came from all directions

Stompin' on the dance floor and droppin' all their junk

All I've got to show are shreds of boa

All I've got to keep is paper-thin

All I've got to show are shreds of boa

Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!

We're out again!

We're out again!

We're out again!

Hoo!

Check out the stone on Tammy Tuesday

She's handin' out a fortune in party favor pearls

Here come all those thunderin' beasties

Disabling security, and touchin' all the girls

Check out all the star-struck ramblers

Littering the dance floor with scorpions and Sting

Here come all the ruby-studded hap'ners

Everybody came and destroyed everything

All I've got to show are shreds of boa

All I've got to keep is paper-thin

All I've got to show are shreds of boa

Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again

You left your shreds of boa

We sucked it off your chin

You left your shreds of boa

Smashed into the rug and vacuumed out again!

We're out again!

We're out again!

We're out again!

We're out again!