Police - On Any Other Day lyrics

You want something corny? <br>You got it<br><br>There's a house on my street<br>And it looks real neat<br>I'm the chap who lives in it<br>There's a tree on the sidewalk<br>There's a car by the door<br>I'll go for a drive in it<br>And when the wombat comes<br>He will find me gone<br>He'll look for a place to sit<br><br>My wife has burned the scrambled eggs<br>The dog just bit my leg<br>My teenage daughter ran away<br>My fine young son has turned out gay<br><br>Cut off my fingers in the<br>Door of my car<br>How could I do it? <br>My wife is proud to tell me<br>Of her love affairs<br>How could she do this to me? <br><br>My wife has burned the scrambled eggs<br>The dog just bit my leg<br>My teenage daughter ran away<br>My fine young son has turned out gay<br>And it would be ok on any other day<br>And it would be ok on any other day<br><br>Throw down the morning papers<br>And spill my tea<br>I don't know what's wrong with me<br>The cups and plates are in a<br>Conspiracy<br>I'm covered in misery<br><br>My wife has burned the scrambled eggs<br>The dog just bit my leg<br>My teenage daughter ran away<br>My fine young son has turned out gay<br>And it would be ok on any other day<br>And it would be ok on any other day<br>And it would be ok on any other day