Planet Smashers - Missionary's Downfall lyrics

Everybody on your knees

“It's God” say the “Polynesse” [Sic]

They worship me mistakenly

I say “Tiki, who was he?”

Trader Vic at Hinky Dink's

He liked sex and he liked to drink

Built a temple to have fun

Huri Popo everyone

Aku-Ako, Mai-tai

Tonight's the night it'll be just fine

Gombay Smash or Kapu-Kai

Can't be bothered by the 9 to 5

Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight

Island people are a generous bunch

Offering drinks and buffet lunch

No missionary could ever see

Their downfall in Tahiti

Could this be paradise?

Hula skirts are really nice

Sweet and fruity drinks with ice

If I die this would suffice

Aku-Ako, Mai-tai

Tonight's the night it'll be just fine

Gombay Smash or Kapu-Kai

Can't be bothered by the 9 to 5

Come on I wuna lei ya at the coconut lounge tonight

Aku-Ako, Mai-tai

Tonight's the night it'll be just fine

Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight

Aku-Ako, Mai-tai

Tonight's the night it'll be just fine

Gombay Smash or Kapu-Kai

Can't be bothered by the 9 to 5

Gotta get down at the coconut lounge tonight