Pettit Project, The - Scott And Connor Are Both Dorks lyrics

scott: hey connor,

you didn't want her

so you made up some excuse not to be with her

so you could leave her,

and re-instate,

and start again

by making your new crush a mix-tape...

connor: hey scotty,

you got me - i guess i was wrong.

why don't you write about your ex?

oh wait, that's every song.

writing punk rock songs

won't get her back

besides i bet your girlfriend

likes it when you do that.

your carpet's always greyer

but we're only a room apart.

if this fight got any gayer

you'd be hanging out at shell park.

speculate - condecending like we know each other's quirks,

but all we need to know

is that we are both dorks.

alison: scott and connor,

why bother?

point your fingers at yourselves and not each other.

lead singers fighting

for the limelight

when jeff and butchart get the hook-ups every show night

your carpet's always greyer

but we're only a room apart.

if this fight got any gayer

you'd be hanging out at shell park.

speculate - condecending like we know each other's quirks,

but all we need to know

is that we are both dorks.

your carpet's always greyer

but we're only a room apart.

if this fight got any gayer

you'd be hanging out at shell park.

speculate - condecending like we know each other's quirks,

but all we need to know

is that we are both dorks.