Pegz - Just Married lyrics

Having affairs with friends of the family

I know a lot of hardcore heads understand me

That life as an artist is forever demanding

I can't handle the pressure of planning

Checking your arse like retina scanning

Be happy for me, I found a girl who's on it

This is my life, feels right to make the promise

Little gromits, bring pain, shrink wallets

I'm only trying to spit honest and kick knowledge

2006 and there ain't no boss

Work half as hard and halve the costs

Safe as an Armaguard parking spot

And I don't believe shit like an atheist

I want to wake up, party with a Baywatch body

Not wake up grumpy with a brain that's throbbing

Hold her in my hands like Australian currency

Study her like a book, that's mine for good

So come on!

We could be happily married

Come on!

This ain't Harry met Sally

Come on!

There's something that you need to know

Leave it alone, it's each to their own

I found something sweet to keep

You'll be old and bitter, wishing you were me

Accompanied by crabs and other STD's

Top it all off you'll catch Ben Lee's disease

Please, no matter how strong

You can't replace the male and female bond

How long can you con a girl out of a skirt?

Before you come across a loss that actually hurts

Too much work to insert for no reward

Besides if I like I could always get divorced

Beautiful law, the net for safety

While you're on your drought, I'm getting laid daily

Cause I know one brother who never got hitched

Now he's living like shit

And I know one brother who never took a risk

Now he's constantly pissed

No honey, yes honey, please honey get something

Don't forget milk and bread, saving the rent money

You wanna take her for the day's food

I wanna take her just to *fuck* in the change room

You wanna, get clucky like Donald Duck

You gonna, get screwed like Donald Trump

Cause I know you're in love but it's not enough

I've seen a lot of good couples go bottom up

Yo Muph! Let me ask you a question

Is your father at all mafia connected?

Cause I know brother used to cheat on his misses

Now he... Sleeps with the fishes

(Yeah I know one brother used to treat em like bitches

Now he... Sleeps with the fishes)

Yo bro I ain't doubting your faith

We got a thousand tour dates and an album to make

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

There's something that you need to know

Leave it alone, it's each to there own

So I can more music for once

But anyway, you know, it's worth it man

I'll wear me stubby shorts, and me ahh, me thongs

Hahahaha