Pedro The Lion - Penetration lyrics

Have you ever seen an idealist

With grey hairs on his head

Or successful men who keep in touch

With unsuccessful friends?

You only think you do

I could have sworn I saw it too

But as it turns out,

It was just a clever ad for cigarettes

Cause if it isn't making dollars

Then it isn't making sense

If you aren't moving units

Then you're not worth the expense

If you really want to make it

You had best remember this

If it isn't penetration

Then it isn't worth a kiss

We're so sorry, sir,

But you did not quite make the cut this time

We'd appriciate it if you'd cleared

Your stuff all out by five

Don't take it personal

Everyone knows you did your best

If it makes it easier,

You should look at things from our perspective

Cause if it isn't making dollars

Then it isn't making sense

If you aren't moving units

Then you're not worth the expense

If you really want to make it

You had best remember this

If it isn't penetration

Then it isn't worth a kiss