Paul Manchin - Why Can't I Get Laid? lyrics

Why Can't I Get Laid?

(Dedicated to people that can't get laid)

Verse

You know I always ask this question to myself

Why can't I get laid?

I mean am I ugly or something?

Or do I have a bad attitude?

Chorus

Get over it!

Get over it!

Snap out of it!

Verse

I was in a bar

And there were hundreds of babes

I smiled at one

Nothing happened

Oh well c'est la vie

Verse

My mother says I'm cute

But all mothers say that to their children

Now that I think about it

She pauses when I ask her the question

Okay I'm being paranoid

Verse

I just stand in this corner

And no one talks to me

Boo Hoo

I can always count on the palm sisters to come over anytime

I think I'll take a shower with them

I mean we're connected

Rub Rub a Dub

Rub Rub a Dub

Bridge

You know I always ask this question to myself?

You know I always ask this question to myself?

Why can't I get laid?

<br><br>Thanks to ah821 hwcn