Patent Pending - The Website Is Under Construction lyrics

The website is under construction

The website is under construction

But there's no need to worry

We've just been in Jersey recording an album for you

So have no fears and dry those tears, it's hammer time today

Say hammer go hammer mc hammer go hammer and the rest can go and play

And when we return, we can have a keane time

Here's a song in the meantime to hold you overboard

[Spoken:

Actually, Overboard is a movie that came out in 1987

featuring Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn.

It... was a good one.]

And when we return, we can fight the bad guys

Concern ourselves with Lindsay Lohan's life

And first we'll find the cure for cancer

Then maybe we'll find the answer for the question that's on everybody's mind

For the question that's on everybody's mind

Where the hell is Coolio tonight?

Where the hell is Coolio tonight?

Had a few hits back in '96 then he dropped off the end of the earth

I love you Mr. Coolio

For everything it's worth

I've been watching re-runs of Full House and Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

But I wrote this song to remind you we're still here

And that we still care

In the meantime you can bump this chair

And if you're making eggs use a non-stick spray pan

Getting fatter day by day

Losing breath but that's okay

For a lowdown geez that's crazy

We Put Out is a label that pays me

I wrote this song to let you know

I wrote this song to let you know

The website is under construction (oh no)

The website is under construction (oh no no)

The website is under construction (oh no)

The website is under construction

And friend us on MySpace

And where the hell is Coolio tonight?